Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison

Q: What do you call a pretty woman in England? 
A: A tourist.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: sister-in-law.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? 
A: Because the “P” is silent!

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? 
A: It’s nacho cheese.

Q: What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
A: "Someday my prints will come."

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sentence using the following words: defeat, deduct, defense and detail.
Little Johnny says, "De feet of de duck went over de fence before de tail."

Q: What did the guy's carphone answering machine say?
A: "Hi, I'm home right now so I can't take your call."

Q: What's a lion's part time job?
A: He's a singa.

If a goose carries everything in one trip, it is called

What kind of animal can be used to paint walls?

What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta

I hate jokes about German sausages.
You know why??
Because they're the wurst

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was so depressing

What key does everyone work hard to find?

What do you call a funny car?

Which Pokemon came from Korea?

What kind of tea makes you laugh your ass off?
Teh o LMAO  ais

What do you call a famous malay girl?

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? 
?A: Because he was always spotted.

Patung apa tak halal?

What shirt you should wear while drinking tea?
A Tea-shirt

*when taking picture* "Hey come stand on my right" "Cuz you are the right one"

Why doesn't the Devil talk? Because he is shytan.

A law student walk past Movida.  The next day he became a lawyer.
?He passed the bar.

What kind of pie is older than you?
A senpai

What vitamin is salty?
?Vitamin sea